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TG: if kangaroo rat yiff twice plz

dave stop making me love you more
i swear dave is like, my love
i love him
i love dave strider

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:iconwarriorcatsfan8:
warriorcatsfan8 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2016
DAMMIT Dave is mine too!
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Unimaginablepimp Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Dave is this best i mean, look at this.
EB: it's like a big asteroid or comet or something.
EB: in the sky.
EB: heading right for my house!!!!!!!!
TG: oh man
TG: how big is it
EB: i dunno.
EB: big, i guess.
EB: i gotta go!
EB: we'll talk later if i am still alive and the earth isn't blown up.
TG: like the size of texas
TG: or just rhode island
TG: theyre always throwing around these geographical comparisons to give us a sense of scale like it really means anything to us
TG: but its like it doesnt matter its always just like: WOW THATS PRETTY FUCKING BIG
TG: like mr president theres a meteor coming sir. oh yeah, how big is it? its the size of texas sir
TG: OH SHIT
TG: or, how big is it? its the size of new york city sir
TG: OH SHIT
TG: sir im afraid the comet is the size of your moms dick
TG: OH SNAP
TG: sir are you familiar with jupiter
TG: you mean like the planet?
TG: yeah
TG: well its that big sir
TG: hmm that sounds pretty big
TG: i have a question
TG: is it jupiter?
TG: yes sir, earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter
TG: OH SHIT
TG: anyway later
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Starduststruck Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
he has so many amazing quotes, he is my gay son, i love him.
he is an asshole douchebag but he is my asshole douchebag. i love him so so so so so so so so so so soooooo much
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dj-stridenasty Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
he's such an asshole but i fucking love it <3333333
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:iconstarduststruck:
Starduststruck Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
trust me when i say you have not seen how big of a dick he is
but hes perf and i love him
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