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:icondj-stridenasty:dj-stridenasty posted a status
*slowly and seductively eats a pickle*
*looks at half-eaten pickle*
i need to rethink my life
*puts on church clothes and jogs over to church*
*walks out of church after it ends*
*walks into house, takes clothes off and puts on nightie pants*
i've sinned too much to save myself
*resumes eating pickle*

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:iconmelimelolord666:
MeliMeloLord666 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2016  Student Artist
I feel ya 
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:iconunimaginablepimp:
Unimaginablepimp Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2016  Student Digital Artist
You need more than church, You need jojo.
:Jotaro: 
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:icondj-stridenasty:
dj-stridenasty Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
*Unimaginablepimp uses jojo*
*it fails*
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:iconunimaginablepimp:
Unimaginablepimp Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2016  Student Digital Artist
use more jojo man.
:Jotaro: OH MY GOD HORY SHET :Dio: :Itwasme: 
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:iconxxxxinsomniacxxxx:
xxXXInsomniacXXxx Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
I am Jeebus Car. WORSHIP ME! I WILL CLEANSE ALL OF YOUR SINS CHILD! HAHAHAHA! *cough*
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:icondj-stridenasty:
dj-stridenasty Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
*worships*
*doesnt cleanse* 
well thanks for trying mate
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:iconxxxxinsomniacxxxx:
xxXXInsomniacXXxx Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
Meh, Jeebus car tried ;-;
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:iconwarriorcatsfan8:
warriorcatsfan8 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2016
My sister put a cross on me, wet with holy water. It literally burned my skin...
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:icondj-stridenasty:
dj-stridenasty Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
ohmy
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:iconwarriorcatsfan8:
warriorcatsfan8 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2016
It left a red mark for an hour
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:iconflamestar1031:
flamestar1031 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Here's what I get out of this
Sinners eat pickles
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:icondj-stridenasty:
dj-stridenasty Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
in my case at least haha
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:iconthe-creative-kid:
The-Creative-Kid Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
//sprays holy water
bEGON YOU SINNER-
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:icondj-stridenasty:
dj-stridenasty Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
*holy water evaporates when it gets close to me*
i have evolved beyond the sinning that holy water can fix
i am above saving
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:iconthe-creative-kid:
The-Creative-Kid Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
//tHROWS CROSS
i aM DETERMINED TO GET RID OF THE S I N
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:icondj-stridenasty:
dj-stridenasty Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
*cross burns up when it reaches me*
try harder, it wont work darling
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:iconthe-creative-kid:
The-Creative-Kid Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
wHAT KIND OF SINNER ARE YOU??
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:icondj-stridenasty:
dj-stridenasty Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
the highest kind
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:iconthe-creative-kid:
The-Creative-Kid Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
//SCREAMS IN TERROR
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